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Break it down!

That blade is poisoooon!

Gifts, for me!?

What could follow that?

Whew, I was feeling rusty!

Gotta read this carefully…

No strings on me!

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Hey hey!

Your skill is as plain as the nose on my face.

That was kinda wooden!

You're gonna get it, and that's no lie!

Gee, thanks!

My bad!

You win! Fair and square.

Let's get this show started!

Hurry it up!

Uh…

Calculatin' the best option.

Hold up, I gotta think about this.

Oh no, oh no, my cards run low!

Wait, no more cards!? What now?

Oh, I need a weapon.

Need more mana, silly!

That one already made a move.

Can't reactivate that protocol.

Lil' friend needs another turn.

Aaaand I'm out of space.

This venue is at capacity!

That minion is hiding out!

Hmm, I can't play that.

Can't touch that.

Hold up, check out that taunt minion!

No can do.

If I win enough times, I'll become a real boy!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

You got it! I'm the star performer!

Oh, I got plenty o' gifts for Winter Veil!

Whoo-ee!

Happy Midsummer! Time to spit some hot fire.

Arrrrrrrr ya ready to get some loot!?

Happy Hallow's end! I got you some gilded treats.

Love Noblegarden! Those bunnies really know hip hop.

Hiya, fellow puppet!

Holy cow, it's THE KING OF ROCK!

Why the long face? Maybe this next track will help.

Inzah, my guy, what a sight for sore eyes!