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BOOMSDAY!

DARKNESS DELETED!

I AM FEARLESS!

<death sound>

I GREET YOU!

YOU ARE A GENIUS LIKE MY CREATOR!

AN ERROR?!

IF I CANNOT INSPIRE LOVE, THEN I WILL CAUSE FEAR!

I AM GRATEFUL.

I am… SORRY!

You win… BUT YOUR WORLD IS STILL DOOMED!

I AM ALIIIIVE!!!

TIME RUNS OUT.

Hmmm.

Must… destroy…

Computing…

MY DECK APPROACHES ITS END.

MY CARDS ARE DEPLETED.

I HAVE NO WEAPON.

I NEED MANA.

THAT MINION ALREADY ATTACKED.

I HAVE ALREADY ATTACKED.

THAT MINION NEEDS A TURN TO GET READY.

MY HAND IS FULL.

MY BOARD IS FULL.

THAT PATEHTIC MINION IS HIDING.

I CANNOT PLAY THAT CARD.

I CANNOT TARGET THAT.

A TAUNT MINION IS IN THE WAY.

THAT CANNOT BE DONE.

THEY THOUGHT ONLY IF THEY COULD CREATE ME. NOT IF THEY SHOULD.

Happy New Year!

THE WORLD WILL BOW BEFORE US!

Enjoy the Feast of Winter Veil! WHILE YOU CAN!

BEHOLD THIS BRILLIANCE!

Happy New Year. IT IS YOUR LAST.

Happy Fire Festival. ALL WILL PERISH IN FLAME.

Yo ho REPEAT yo ho PIRATE LIFE ENGAGED.

It is Hallow’s End. AND YOURS AS WELL.

NOBLEGARDEN FESTIVITIES WILL NOW COMMENCE.

I ACCEPT THIS GREETING.